Built for founders and executives. Eupheme uses artificial intelligence and communication science to analyze your real conversations, from the pitch that defines your next round to the 1:1s that build trust with your team.
From real meetings to real growth.
Eupheme captures what actually happens in your most important conversations and turns it into a detailed, honest report, reviewed by a communication professional before it ever reaches you.
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Eupheme joins the meeting.
A bot joins your real investor pitch, board update, or weekly 1:1, on Zoom, Google Meet, or Microsoft Teams. Never a rehearsal, never a simulation. You choose which meetings to analyze, and everyone on the call is notified before anything is recorded.
From your weekly 1:1
to your next investor pitch.
Each meeting type is evaluated against real behavioral and communication science, specific to what actually matters in that room, not a generic rubric applied everywhere the same way.
1:1 Coaching
A monthly view into how you show up for your direct reports: listening, coaching versus directing, and whether people feel safe raising hard things with you.
All-Hands
Whether your message lands the way you intend it to across an entire team, and whether the room actually feels heard back.
Leadership Meetings
Communication patterns among your execs: psychological safety, alignment, decision clarity.
Board Updates
How you frame progress, risk, and asks to the people you're accountable to, and whether your tone builds confidence or quietly erodes it.
Investor Pitches
Narrative clarity, pacing, and whether your answers actually addressed what was asked, analyzed against real fundraising communication research.
Keynotes
Structure, clarity, and audience engagement, grounded in the same principles behind the talks that actually land.
Niko holds a master's in communication science, focused on the cognitive and behavioral research behind adult learning, skill acquisition, and lasting behavior change.
Niko Ruiz
Founder, Eupheme
Simple pricing for every conversation that counts.
Currently onboarding a limited group of founders and executives. Every plan includes human-reviewed reports, grounded in communication science. Apply and we'll reach out to get you started.
Focus
For leaders working on more than one relationship at once.
$249/mo
3 deep reports/month
every meeting type including monthly 1:1 rollups
human-reviewed
3-5 business day turnaround
Momentum
For leaders juggling a full slate of high-stakes conversations.
$599/mo
8 deep reports/month
every meeting type including monthly 1:1 rollups
human-reviewed
1-2 business day turnaround